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AGELESS WIT AND OBSERVATIONS

 

If you don't read the newspaper  you are uninformed.
If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.
-Mark Twain

 

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.

-Winston Churchill

 

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
- George Bernard Shaw

 

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.
-G Gordon Liddy

 

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.
-James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994)

 

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
-P.J. O'Rourke, CATO Institute

 

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else.
-Frederic Bastiat, French Economist (1801-1850)

 

Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
-Ronald Reagan

 

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
-Will Rogers

 

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free!
-P.J. O'Rourke

 

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other.
-Voltaire (1764)

 

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you!
-Pericles (430 B.C.)

 

No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
-Mark Twain (1866)

 

The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other.
-Ronald Reagan

 

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.
-Winston Churchill

 

The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.
-Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903)

 

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.
-Various, including Thomas Jefferson

 

"We cannot expect the Americans to jump from capitalism to Communism, but we
can assist their elected leaders in giving Americans small doses of
socialism until they suddenly awake to find they have Communism."

- Soviet Leader Nikita Khrushchev, 1959